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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
Word of the Day on August 1, 2021
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Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.
Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.
Poopfingering by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

pooptine 

Turds and gravy served over fries.
One order of Pooptine, please.
pooptine by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

poopfinger

Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!

poopfingers 

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.
we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.
poopfingers by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004

poopfingers 

One who does not wash his hands after pooping. This also includes not using soap when rinsing your hands.
Hoffman got Hepatitis after eating fried chicken because he has poopfingers.