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poop scotch 

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
poop scotch by samstown1 May 9, 2010

poop snatch 

noun - a vagina emitting horrid odors
Damn yo, I tried to eat out this hot chick, but she had a bad case of poop snatch
poop snatch by opticledilusi0n December 26, 2007

Poop Snotching 

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.
Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.
Poop Snotching by Vladdx March 3, 2008

poop snatchet

a smelly kid who goes by bob and LITTERALLY EATS CHILDREN and also snatches the farts from kaleboi
poop snatchet by Pogchamp March 14, 2017

Poop Scotch 

Noun: a no good, ditry, rotten person (dirt bag)
Verb: to get the best, (serve), or (dis) someone or something.
You are a Poop Scotch, Dam Homie you just got Poop Scotched!!, I'm gonna Poop Scotch me a deal on them Rims.
Poop Scotch by Caroline Forseth April 9, 2008

poop scotch 

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
poop scotch by anonymous May 5, 2017
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