Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016
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He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
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Noun - An injury occurring in ones wrist or forearm that is caused by repetitively reaching for change or other free items while panhandling. It is most commonly found in Lazy, Poor, and Homeless Individuals.
Doctors say that a recent study on Panhandlers Wrist indicates that it can be prevented if caught early enough, and that some if its warning signs are laziness, denial, and a sense of entitlement.
Doctors say that a recent study on Panhandlers Wrist indicates that it can be prevented if caught early enough, and that some if its warning signs are laziness, denial, and a sense of entitlement.
When I saw Lynette sitting on the corner outside of Publix, she asked me to bring her to the hospital because her arm hurt. Thats when I realized she had a severe case of Panhandlers Wrist.
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Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
by aquamongoose December 2, 2009
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women's vaginas.
To be the master of or dominate poon.
To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
women's vaginas.
To be the master of or dominate poon.
To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.
Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
by court day December 9, 2010
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Get the panhandler mug.A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.
by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009
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