Poonhandler 

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.

Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.

Poonhandler by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

panhandler posture 

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

panhandler posture by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Panhandlers Wrist 

Noun - An injury occurring in ones wrist or forearm that is caused by repetitively reaching for change or other free items while panhandling. It is most commonly found in Lazy, Poor, and Homeless Individuals.

Doctors say that a recent study on Panhandlers Wrist indicates that it can be prevented if caught early enough, and that some if its warning signs are laziness, denial, and a sense of entitlement.

When I saw Lynette sitting on the corner outside of Publix, she asked me to bring her to the hospital because her arm hurt. Thats when I realized she had a severe case of Panhandlers Wrist.

Panhandlers Wrist by 4Mer-Nokomite September 8, 2018

Poon Handler 

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

Poon Handler by aquamongoose December 2, 2009

Poon Handler 

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

Poon Handler by court day December 9, 2010

panhandler 

another term for beggar, or delusional homeless person.

"Lock the door - panhandlers keep coming in wanting to use the restroom."

panhandler by marblecakealsothegame13 April 19, 2019

Poondangler 

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

Poondangler by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009