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Poon_ gets the most poon on Ifunny
Poon_ by DaPoonSlayer January 29, 2019
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1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity
1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!
poon by Yours Truly June 22, 2004
the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.
Poon by Graham April 13, 2004
woman's genetalia. stems from the word "pudenda", which is actually in the dictionary.
I got myself some nice poon last night.
Poon by Anonymous August 5, 2003
1) the females genitalia.

2)a reference to a female.

3)getting some or basically having sex with a female
example 1 :"she had some mighty fine poon"

example 2 :"that poon was hot !"

example 3 : "i got some poon last night at that party!"
poon by kyotijapan June 8, 2009
area of the female anatomy, located between the inner thighs; especially loves the cock and the tongue
"wow, my boyfriend really knows how to work the poon"
poon by erica November 20, 2003
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A)
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B)
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A)
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