Definitions by DaPoonSlayer

Poon_ 

A dog that shoots fucking lasers out of his eyes

Poon_ gets the most poon on Ifunny

Poon_ by DaPoonSlayer January 29, 2019

Trtle

The coolest turtle in the seven seas, trtle is the swellest fella you will ever meat. Very accepting and politically correct, overall a great guy to be around

Also known as; Kurtle the Turtle, Kurtoise the tortoise

god i love trtle

Trtle by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018

God I fucking hate you

A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.

God I fucking hate you

God I fucking hate you by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018

Thwiq 

How chads say thic
-Thwiq>thicc

Vlad is thwiq

Thwiq by DaPoonSlayer November 24, 2018

Eyelean 

The proper pronunciation for the name "Ilene"

hello my name is eyelean

Eyelean by DaPoonSlayer November 24, 2018

Vezzy 

a really cool and awesome person that says hurtful things sometimes but i know she doesn't really mean them

Vezzy is very swell

Vezzy by DaPoonSlayer November 24, 2018

Circletheclit 

When your such a dumbass you gotta have the girl circle her clit so dumbasses know what to snack on.

U here about jake having to Circletheclit?

Circletheclit by DaPoonSlayer November 23, 2018