An array of small pellet like poo's which are lighter than water and therefore float on the surface.
Are renowned for being very, very difficult to flush away
Are renowned for being very, very difficult to flush away
Man entering cubicle "Ohh what, someone has shit in the pan and not flushed"
Man washing Hands "I did flush actually, about 8 times, but it appears I have had a bout of poolystyrene so it just keeps bobbing about"
Man entering cubicle "Ok.......
Man washing Hands "I did flush actually, about 8 times, but it appears I have had a bout of poolystyrene so it just keeps bobbing about"
Man entering cubicle "Ok.......
by Mongymax January 13, 2014
Get the Poolystyrene mug.polystyrene also known as ps is a hard rigid thermoplastic used to make housings for electronics electrical products refrigerator liners cd cases foam products and other consumer products
household refrigerators used to be made of all metal refrigerators now are all polystyrene on the inside is the way modern household refrigerators evolved
by littlejimmie April 24, 2019
Get the polystyrene mug.Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
Get the Polystyrene sex blender mug.A member of the Church of Ireland (Irish Anglican) who refers to a Roman Catholic who has converted by his own free will to the Church of Ireland. A mildly disparaging term used by the better off chattering classes of the Church of Ireland around Dublin and suburbs but not in common use elsewhere on the island.
At the church garden fete Mary quietly whispered into Jean's ear. See the man over there, he's new to the church has 'come over' to us.............Paddy Mulgrew, another polystyrene prod.
by Ger57 June 14, 2024
Get the polystyrene prod mug.This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
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