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Poonjockey 

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

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Poonjockey by moneyindabank December 16, 2009

POOLOCKY 

"Poolocky" is a Soup or Stew made up of various leftovers or other bits of ingredients of dubious origin, which can be served either alone or on toasted bread. For a quick or easy, thrifty meal, "Poolocky" can come out really good ,sometimes ,not so.
Dad; "Whats for dinner, hon?"
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."
POOLOCKY by Catholic devil April 26, 2009

Jackson Poollock 

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.
Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

poojocks 

an extremely dirty or stinky girl. It refers to someone who might smell as though they have "pooed their jocks" or shit their pants.
Jane, "here comes poojocks"
Dick, "damn lets get out of here"
Jane, "yo that bitch needs a shower, fo real!"
poojocks by Skarlitbgonya November 25, 2007
A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.
If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.
Poolock by Sharktech December 21, 2009
The dreadlocks on a chimpanzees ass formed by continual defecation and matting of ass hair.
I went to the San Diego zoo and saw tons of Poolocks.
Poolock by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013