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Poonjockey
when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
Poonjockey by moneyindabank December 16, 2009
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Pooljock • Poolock • poojocks • POOLOCKY • Jackson Poollock • Uber pooljacked • Jackson Poolock • poon jockey • poo jockey • Pool Rock
POOLOCKY
"Poolocky" is a Soup or Stew made up of various leftovers or other bits of ingredients of dubious origin, which can be served either alone or on toasted bread. For a quick or easy, thrifty meal, "Poolocky" can come out really good ,sometimes ,not so.
Dad; "Whats for dinner, hon?"
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."
POOLOCKY by Catholic devil April 26, 2009
Jackson Poollock
A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.
Jackson Poollock by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008
Poolock
A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.
Poolock
Poolock by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013
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