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Pooljock

An unusually large vagina opening, resembling that of a pool table pocket.
"I wannna stick my cock in Robin's pooljock!"
by Two Dogs January 15, 2008
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Poonjockey

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

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by moneyindabank December 16, 2009
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POOLOCKY

"Poolocky" is a Soup or Stew made up of various leftovers or other bits of ingredients of dubious origin, which can be served either alone or on toasted bread. For a quick or easy, thrifty meal, "Poolocky" can come out really good ,sometimes ,not so.
Dad; "Whats for dinner, hon?"
Mom: "Poolocky"
Small Youngster: " Ugh"
Mom: "Try it !"
Dad:" Umm,Umm, this Poolocky is delicious!"
Older Youngster: "Hey, this is tasty, can I have seconds mom?"
Small Youngster, in tearful tone, "Wait, I want some Poolocky too."
by Catholic devil April 26, 2009
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Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.
Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.
by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008
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poojocks

an extremely dirty or stinky girl. It refers to someone who might smell as though they have "pooed their jocks" or shit their pants.
Jane, "here comes poojocks"
Dick, "damn lets get out of here"
Jane, "yo that bitch needs a shower, fo real!"
by Skarlitbgonya November 25, 2007
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Poolock

A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.
If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.
by Sharktech December 21, 2009
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Poolock

The dreadlocks on a chimpanzees ass formed by continual defecation and matting of ass hair.
I went to the San Diego zoo and saw tons of Poolocks.
by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013
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