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Poolock

A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.
If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.
by Sharktech December 21, 2009
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Poolock

The dreadlocks on a chimpanzees ass formed by continual defecation and matting of ass hair.
I went to the San Diego zoo and saw tons of Poolocks.
by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013
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Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it
Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.
by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023
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The Crimson Pollock

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.
After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.
by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012
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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
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Jackson Pollock

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
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plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
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