pookano

A hybrid of the two root words, "poop" and "volcano". It is a poop volcano. Often experienced after eating greasy foods, the day after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, or daily after having the gall bladder removed.

I had pookano so bad, I didn't leave the bathroom for three and a half days!

by koalabear May 3, 2004

pookano

Hyphen of two words 1.Pookie the Tagalog word for beef curtain and 2. avolcano.
Pookano is a verb meaning: TO PISS OUT OF YOUR ASS

I told you not to eat at that panda bbq, now you have pookano again. There's not even panda in Korea.

by watussi panda January 24, 2007

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

pooknocker

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.

"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"

by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

Poopanoid

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

by Pootastic October 15, 2010

poonano

The vagina of a dwarf.

I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...

by pgg February 25, 2009

Poopanoogen

The act of reading a Stephen King book while taking a dump and texting a female cousin from your dad's side of the family.

Hey! Hurry up in there!" "Calm down! I'm poopanoogen!" "Aww, man! Now I goota poop outside!

by butt muffin mother of a fire August 11, 2010