pooknocker 

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.

"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"

pooknocker by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

poopsocker 

In reference to players of MMORPG's that instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom, they take off their sock, defecate in it, and throw it aside for later disposal. Refers to someone who stays up all day and all night to play an MMORPG.

"Steve, how'd you make lvl 50 already? You were just lvl 45 a couple days ago. You friggin poopsocker!"

poopsocker by bigjimdx May 15, 2005

pudknocker 

A person (usually male) who is pretentious and arrogant, but lacks any real skill or ability. Most often used by military pilots.

Around here, we got two kinds of pilots: the hotdogs who get all the hot planes, and then you got your pudknockers who dream of flying the hot planes. So, what are you two pudknockers gonna have?

pudknocker by eyeheartboobs May 15, 2004

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker 

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.

After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker by The Toilet Man December 30, 2010

BooKnockers 

Someone thats not worthy to be a boo but not quite yet your baby.

Your my booknockers because your special to me, but BABY just isn't in my vocab at the moment?

BooKnockers by Samantha R. October 15, 2007

pudknocker 

stupid men who fucks everything up so badly it's as if they attempt to execute tasks with their flacid penises,

Everything Randy touches turns to shit! What a pudknocker.

pudknocker by Hugh Mutha Fuckin Jass April 22, 2003

pudknocker 

Any vehicle (but mostly a 1980's beat to shit F250) that has a serious engine knock and leave puddles every where it is parked.

That Tony sure has a sweet pudknocker.

pudknocker by Bob 34 Dobbs March 28, 2017