Pooies

Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.

Personal Record: 0/5

Pooies: Hi are you Emily?
Emily: yes
Pooies: Hi
*Awkward posture and silence*

by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

The Posies

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.

Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009

Pookies and Ray-Rays

Definition - Pookies and Ray-Rays are stereotypical ghetto-dwelling men. They lack ambition; they usually don't have a job or decent income. They probably have felony records for stupid crimes (domestic abuse, petty theft, selling weed, robbery, assault), drug addiction, and multiple children by several women. They have few employment prospects due to their inability to take control of their lives, mainly because they're poorly educated. They lack personal accountability for their problems and cannot respond to difficult circumstances. They are shamelessly low-class.

Who coined the phrase? Popular YouTube and podcast host Oshay Duke Jackson coined the term around 2018 as a funny way to describe low-life black men.

Origin - The term derives from the nicknames of famous movie characters of the same names; "Pookie," the comical crackhead from New Jack City (Chris Rock), and "Ray-Ray," the two-timing crook from South Central (Byron Minns). However, these nicknames were common in many black ghettos in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

"She spent her best year weaving and gelling. Now, she has multiple children by different Pookies and Ray-Rays, but wonders why no good man wants to marry her."

by thetillmansneakerreview December 13, 2022

Poofesure

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

Poofesure

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

by AlphaDank November 5, 2019