Poofgin
I got to work today got dressed and ready for work and decided I needed to poop. Hit the bathroom and started poofgin in my new boots.
Poofgin by KingCosmic May 12, 2023
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Poogin' around
Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.
Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.
Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011
Pooginity
Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013
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poofin’ by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019
poofinger sushi
Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018
Ninja poofing
To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.
Ninja poofing by Cordmeister July 8, 2010