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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.
*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.
by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016
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