Poodle Noodle 

The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.

I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.

Poodle Noodle by Hottub April 30, 2010

Poodle noodle 

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog

"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"

Poodle noodle by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020

Noodle Poodle 

Surprise buttsex from a poodle with a limp dick

OH SHIT!! NOODLE POODLE!!!!

Noodle Poodle by BZAAR June 7, 2016

Chicken Noodle Poodle 

A breed of dog which is half poodle and half of a can of chicken noodle soup.

What type of dog is Maggie?

She is a chicken noodle poodle.

Chicken Noodle Poodle by Mick A. N. December 25, 2009

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle 

This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant

dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012

poodle my noodle 

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

poodle my noodle by Sumica June 1, 2018

Noodle My Poodle 

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

Noodle My Poodle by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018