poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite
DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible
by Sumica May 03, 2018
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poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.
OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.
by Sumica January 30, 2021
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