Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

Poodab by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019

poodarn 

Something you say when something goes wrong. More intense version of darn it, dang it, crap, etc.

Pat: "Hi Tiffany"
Tiffany: "Ew get away you Pat! Oh poodarn! I didn't mean to say that out loud!"

poodarn by dontfret March 26, 2011

Poonable 

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).

"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

Poonable by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009

Poodah 

A term of endearment that can be used in place of corny words such as "babe" or "honey." Origin a mix of panda and Buddha and can be referred to anyone exhibiting these two words in any form. A poodah is someone you love, someone who is cuter than cute, and sweet.

Poodah, I love you, you're my besty!

Poody, you so stupy sometimes.

Poodah, why are you chewing on bamboo????

Poodah by bototheho March 15, 2011

poorable 

The combination of something poor and horrible.

Wow, he made a poorable decision.

That looks poorable!

She made a poorable choice.

poorable by nullane October 30, 2010

poojabber 

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003

poojaba 

a name given to a man of same sex Orientation who likes to jab at the poo

Jamie: Hey Abe look at that guy over there.
Abe: Yer, you can tell that guy is a poojaba

poojaba by abey101 September 19, 2008