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Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

Poodab by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019

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poodarn

Something you say when something goes wrong. More intense version of darn it, dang it, crap, etc.

Pat: "Hi Tiffany"
Tiffany: "Ew get away you Pat! Oh poodarn! I didn't mean to say that out loud!"

poodarn by dontfret March 26, 2011

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Poonable

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).

"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

Poonable by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009

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Poodah

A term of endearment that can be used in place of corny words such as "babe" or "honey." Origin a mix of panda and Buddha and can be referred to anyone exhibiting these two words in any form. A poodah is someone you love, someone who is cuter than cute, and sweet.

Poodah, I love you, you're my besty!

Poody, you so stupy sometimes.

Poodah, why are you chewing on bamboo????

Poodah by bototheho March 15, 2011

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poorable

The combination of something poor and horrible.

Wow, he made a poorable decision.

That looks poorable!

She made a poorable choice.

poorable by nullane October 30, 2010

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poojabber

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003

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poojaba

a name given to a man of same sex Orientation who likes to jab at the poo

Jamie: Hey Abe look at that guy over there.
Abe: Yer, you can tell that guy is a poojaba

poojaba by abey101 September 19, 2008

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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