Poocalypse

An unmitigated fecal disaster. The magnitude of which casts doubt on the future of humanity

We all believed the damaged to be contained to a small area, but Rowan’s diaper was actually a poocalypse the likes of which god had never seen.

by The Infernal Machine June 13, 2022

poopacalypse

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

by Brikloss December 30, 2008

no-pocalypse

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.

I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!

by kathcom October 4, 2011

Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.

by GlennyJ December 17, 2013

Popocalypse

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.

Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.

by canned hiss March 9, 2009

apoocalypse

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

by cuksocker December 18, 2010

poco-a-pocolypse

The slow death of the human race brought on by our own mass-consumerist philosophies and underlying disgust for ourselves and one another.

The cost of living grows ever higher, and yet the advent of universal survivalism has yet to dawn on us. I doubt our chances, now. Truly; this is the poco-a-pocolypse.

by cappuccemo June 16, 2011