apoocalypse

A devastating explosion of excrement.

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'

by cuksocker December 18, 2010

apoocalypse

When a baby's diaper is not able to handle the job and it gets everywhere.

Oh no! Little roger had an apoocalypse all the way up the back of his neck. Errk. Tag! Your turn!

by tired_dad September 25, 2018

Apoocalypse

A pandemic toilet paper shortage.

During the apoocalypse of 2020 I resorted to using Chipotle napkins to wipe my ass.

by Hilbe October 09, 2021

Apoocalypse

When a bottom guy starts to shit on guys dicks during an orgy

Have you heard of the apoocalypse at Stevens last week

by Groumf April 13, 2022