poopacalypse

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

by Brikloss December 30, 2008

Popocalypse

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.

Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.

by canned hiss March 9, 2009

poopocalypse

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.

If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.

by DaveNW May 23, 2006

poopocalypse

An extraordinary event involving a Roomba smearing dog shit all over the house in the middle of the night in an aesthetic manner similar to a Jackson Pollack painting. The term was originally coined by David Pakman Show producer Jason and reiterated by producer Louis on August 18th, 2016.

"The Roomba is a great tool for cleaning your house but, if you have a pet who shits during the night, can lead to a 'Poopocalypse' ."

by Pakman's Man Pack August 18, 2016

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

Popocalypse

A speculative model of the end of the world, in which the end of the world is wrought via the dominant culture totally satisfying everyone's desires.

Heroin and Katy Perry; they're just two different paths to the popocalypse.

by The Armageddon Club July 8, 2012

Poopocalypse

An incident where a pet, usually a dog, or a Roomba runs over a pets feces and throws it about the house.

I'm going to have to move, my dog had a poopocalypse.

by Drihten August 31, 2019