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Piss Posturing
Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
Piss Posturing by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
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Ponting
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Ponting by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018
Posturing Pete
A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.
We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.
Posturing Pete by briantroy December 20, 2009
ponzuing
1. The process of drizzling Ponzu sauce between two amazing female breasts, then using one’s penis to deliver said Ponzu into her mouth.
2. The drizzling of Ponzu sauce on the small of a woman’s back and having it drip down her ass and into her pussy, thereby being licked up by the drizzler.
2. The drizzling of Ponzu sauce on the small of a woman’s back and having it drip down her ass and into her pussy, thereby being licked up by the drizzler.
Dude: I so loved Ponzuing you last night. I LOVE PONZU!
Woman to her friend: I so love Ponzu. My bf was PONZUING my tits and ass last night and he said it tasted so good last night.
Woman to her friend: I so love Ponzu. My bf was PONZUING my tits and ass last night and he said it tasted so good last night.
ponzuing by Snipple Kiss Victim March 27, 2019
Posturing
Posturing by CapriceClassic June 10, 2009
Pontacing
During the early hours of the morning, having sex with someone because you are sexually frustrated.
Pronounced pon-tack-ing
Pronounced pon-tack-ing
Oscar and Becky sneak off early one morning into another room in the house. Jens and Jones are in the room they left.
Jones: Where have they gone?
Jens: I think they have gone pontacing!!
Jones: Where have they gone?
Jens: I think they have gone pontacing!!
Pontacing by Jens and Jones November 23, 2011