Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

Pootering by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

Pootering by New Horizon February 27, 2011

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Lennart Poettering by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

petering the russo 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.

petering the russo by BigPoppy May 30, 2015

e-pottering 

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).

Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.

e-pottering by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009