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Ponyboat 

The combination of the words 'Pony' and 'Boat'
A 'Ponyboat' is an object which is amateur in it's design and/or function. It is lackluster in every single aspect, and is garbage to use and complete bullshit. Ponyboating can be also used to describe the shortcomings or ridiculousness of a person, place, concept, idea, or situation. It is a versatile word that can replace other adjectives for use in describing something.

You would never want to Ponyboat someone you like.
"That computer is terrible...I don't want to every be stuck on that Ponyboat again"

"No, Chief I was riding that Ponyboat for three years, and I aint ever going back."

"Welp I missed the Gravy Train....Looks like I'm going to have to take the Ponyboat."

"Dude you're such a messy roomate, stop Ponyboating me and clean up the fucking kitchen."

"My car has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. Duh that's what you get for buying a Ponyboat."

"I should've been working, but instead I was just Ponyboating around."
Ponyboat by MidnightRider November 15, 2012
Ponyboy Michael Curtis is a fictional character from the book/movie The outsiders brother of Darry and soda pop Curtis. He is played by C Thomas Howell and is FINEEEE ASSS HECKKK.
Stay gold ponyboy....stay gold...
Ponyboy by Hottiethotties June 12, 2018

Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold... 

Used in the GREAT novel The Outsiders, by S.E.Hinton. Meaning, continue being innocent, and pure. Often used as a way to say, "Good-Bye."
Keith:Bye, see you later.
Johnny: Remember to Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold... , kaykay?

ponybounce 

poh-nee-bouns

1 - (Interjection) used as an exclamation of joy, celebration at one's own good fortune

2 - (verb) (of any equine animal) to bounce merrily on a trampoline to the intense delight of all concerned
1 - 'Ponybounce! I won a tenner wheyyy'

2 - 'I thought it would be cruel to make a horse go on a trampoline, but clearly they love to ponybounce- we should put a pig on a swing'

Stay Gay, Ponyboy. 

‘Stay Gay’ is a quote comeback from the original saying ‘Stay Gold, Ponyboy’. It was originally created from the controversy theory that Johnny Cade and Ponyboy Curtis from The Outsiders had something to do with the LGBTQ community. Some of the fandom basically believed that the pair were lesbian from their tight relationship. Even though the books author, S.E Hinton has covered the theory from a Twitter thread, many individuals are yet to believe that the two boys were just regular friends.
Johnny, don’t die on me!”
“Stay Gay, Ponyboy. Stay Gay.
A trippy song about BDSM by SOPHIE.
Have you heard of that song Ponyboy?
Yeah, dude, WTF.
Ponyboy by leahkero November 10, 2018