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Ponyboat 

The combination of the words 'Pony' and 'Boat'
A 'Ponyboat' is an object which is amateur in it's design and/or function. It is lackluster in every single aspect, and is garbage to use and complete bullshit. Ponyboating can be also used to describe the shortcomings or ridiculousness of a person, place, concept, idea, or situation. It is a versatile word that can replace other adjectives for use in describing something.

You would never want to Ponyboat someone you like.
"That computer is terrible...I don't want to every be stuck on that Ponyboat again"

"No, Chief I was riding that Ponyboat for three years, and I aint ever going back."

"Welp I missed the Gravy Train....Looks like I'm going to have to take the Ponyboat."

"Dude you're such a messy roomate, stop Ponyboating me and clean up the fucking kitchen."

"My car has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. Duh that's what you get for buying a Ponyboat."

"I should've been working, but instead I was just Ponyboating around."
Ponyboat by MidnightRider November 15, 2012
Ponyboy Michael Curtis is a fictional character from the book/movie The outsiders brother of Darry and soda pop Curtis. He is played by C Thomas Howell and is FINEEEE ASSS HECKKK.
Stay gold ponyboy....stay gold...
Ponyboy by Hottiethotties June 12, 2018

Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold... 

Used in the GREAT novel The Outsiders, by S.E.Hinton. Meaning, continue being innocent, and pure. Often used as a way to say, "Good-Bye."
Keith:Bye, see you later.
Johnny: Remember to Stay gold, Ponyboy...Stay gold... , kaykay?

ponybounce 

poh-nee-bouns

1 - (Interjection) used as an exclamation of joy, celebration at one's own good fortune

2 - (verb) (of any equine animal) to bounce merrily on a trampoline to the intense delight of all concerned
1 - 'Ponybounce! I won a tenner wheyyy'

2 - 'I thought it would be cruel to make a horse go on a trampoline, but clearly they love to ponybounce- we should put a pig on a swing'

Stay Gay, Ponyboy. 

‘Stay Gay’ is a quote comeback from the original saying ‘Stay Gold, Ponyboy’. It was originally created from the controversy theory that Johnny Cade and Ponyboy Curtis from The Outsiders had something to do with the LGBTQ community. Some of the fandom basically believed that the pair were lesbian from their tight relationship. Even though the books author, S.E Hinton has covered the theory from a Twitter thread, many individuals are yet to believe that the two boys were just regular friends.
“Johnny, don’t die on me!”
“Stay Gay, Ponyboy. Stay Gay.
A trippy song about BDSM by SOPHIE.
Have you heard of that song Ponyboy?
Yeah, dude, WTF.
Ponyboy by leahkero November 10, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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