ponybobber

2 teeny buns of hair atop a human head, Typically looking like doorknob ears of hair.

Girl,those ponybobbers are giving my some life.

ponybobber by dark potato August 27, 2017

Poobobber

one who dunks there head in a bucket of water in hope of pulling a lob of poo out with their mouth.

wow john's got mad poobobbing skills, he a pro (poobobber).

Poobobber by roddywordhair August 7, 2009

PolyBomber 

Someone who takes multiple(3+) shits in one day!

Hey I think you must be over fibered, that is the 4th crap you've taken today you are becoming a PolyBomber!

He's the office PolyBomer, he shits a least once an hour!

PolyBomber by The_D0cT0r August 23, 2011