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Ponte'd

Being helped by someone who ends up making you really think about your life and your choices so far, in order to better understand the topic you originally needed help with.
You just got ponte'd!
by Kraaton September 9, 2016
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Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk
I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd
by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022
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pont d'amour

the "pont d'amour" is the saliva thread from the mouth of a headgiving person and the tip of the penis from a headbecoming person.
Your mouth is so watering, baby. Look at the pont d'amour, it's beautiful!
by Winkelsen July 20, 2017
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Dal ponte

A boilermaker who love taking anal from midget tranny hookers
John paid $250 for a Dal Ponte last night
by Sweetgiulia January 20, 2020
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Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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Ponce-de-Leóned

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006
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Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.
Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.
by Brittany M. September 18, 2006
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