Pongo’d 

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

Pongo’d by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

Ponto'd 

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

ping pong'd 

When you take a man's penis between your open palms and use your hands like ping pong paddles to bat it back and fourth.

"Dude,she was right in the middle of blowing me when all of the sudden I got ping pong'd. I almost starting laughing right there but I didn't want to ruin it."

ping pong'd by Silky Gooch October 5, 2009

Pogo'd

When something unwanted forcefully and without warning pokes into your butthole

My chair broke and the support pogo'd me hard. Thank god for worker's comp.

Pogo'd by echolingus May 25, 2018

pong'd 

Pretty much when a group of guys plays a pretty girl in beer pong, and much to thier suprise..... SHE WINS!

Dude! You just got pong'd by that fine ass chick.

pong'd by xxcoffeefeen March 11, 2010

pongo duh 

A person, place or thing that is extra.

Stop being a pongo duh!!!

pongo duh by Itsmetriste July 8, 2021

pong'd 

another way to express "PWNED" or "OWNED".

you just got PONG'D!!

pong'd by jtwanger May 27, 2010