Pontip

An exquisite example of exotic beauty in it's most unrivaled form. A goddess of baked goods, an enthusisast of precious puppies, and a perosn of great compassion and grace. Women bearing this fabulous name are very welcoming to their homes, have sweet-ass tattoos, and can bake a mean rum cake.

I was stranded in Chicago with no place to stay and a girl named Pontip said "Holla!"

by MegaloMeg February 4, 2010

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Pontillin

When you’re heavy chillin.

Me n the boys were soooooo pontillin.

by JonoKay March 24, 2019

Camp Pontiac

$14k a year sleepaway camp for JAPPY girls from NY. Girls at this camp can be seen wearing golden goose (ggdb) hard tails, sugar lips, the camp spot apparel, aviator nation, free city, Cartier and van cleef. You'll only fit in if you're JAPPY and have been there for years. Boys on the other hand only play lacrosse and hockey and have massive egos. Kids at camp hookup every night with the opposite gender by sneaking out.

Oh she is really jappy, she must go to Camp Pontiac

by BLOBFISH12348 February 9, 2021

Pontiac 6000

a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad ass front bumper

The 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the title Bott Van beland and it is now resting at CTR

by Bain ladin May 13, 2005

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).

He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.

by Troy Tower December 31, 2009