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Variation of the word pony. Particularly polo ponies - not often used when referring to shetland ponies. Tall, athletic pony. Sleek. Macho vibes. Pronounced: POHNtee or pawntee depending on your preference.

Used to address a male that is regarded as cool. Can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on the context.
Has also become used similarly to "dude" in that the term is not only reserved for males. Anyone that fits the vibe might be called pontey.
My dad is so cool. He's top pontey.

I watch polo for the ponteys.

Hey pontey what's cookin'?

He bosses everyone around like he thinks he's top pontey.
Pontey by The Famous Mister Ed January 15, 2024
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Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey 

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

poncey southern git 

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.
Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
poncey southern git by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010
When a Just Chatting Twitch streamer stares at boobs and buttholes for 4 hours, then does 3 roulettes and calls it a day.
Today was a great day for Pontent.
Pontent by Wedigar October 25, 2022

Ponte Las Pilas 

Spanish. Imperative form.
To be proactive, to work harder, to become less naïve
"I got ghosted by that girl I told you about."
"Ponte las pilas, bro. You're always getting played."
Ponte Las Pilas by user7359 June 30, 2021
The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.
Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

ponte vergas 

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them
Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora