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Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis! 

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.
"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

aloha ahora 

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.
The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.
aloha ahora by Doctor Geo Zee January 22, 2021

Ven Aci Ahora 

This one sentence is every hispanic kids nightmare. You know you about to get the absolute shit out of you.
Mom:Juan Carlos Ven Aci Ahora
Friend: oooooooh you in trouble.
You: See you in heaven my amigo.

vamos ahora, muchacho 

in spanish it means we go now,(or today) boy
well the example is in the actual word but whatever...when in a hurry a spanish speaking person would say "vamos ahora, muchacho(a)!"
vamos ahora, muchacho by naylita December 21, 2006

Bitch, I'm Adorable! 

A wicked response to those who accuse you of being cute.
Perfect Cell: Oh. you think you're being cute? Vegeta: Bitch, I'm Adorable!

Adorasexy 

The combination of the words adorable and sexy, stating that the person is both delightful and charming and sexually interesting and/or exciting
She was just so adorasexy in that moment he was drooling a pool at his feet.
Adorasexy by Haxiemous Pax December 17, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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