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This is someone who is Petty; but honest
Becky: Sarah told me that my dress was one size too small for the party and now I’m freaking out!!
Cheniqua: Gurl… it’s not that big of a deal. It could be bigger. But it’s not that serious… she’s just being a ponest busybody.
Ponest by BahhRainIsTaken October 26, 2022
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ponystroker 

see tool.A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look.
Kevin follows Sophia everywhere like a complete ponystroker.
ponystroker by slimjim095 November 2, 2011
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Poestory 

Poestory is a new genre of writing in literature that is created by blending two words i.e. poetry + story. In a word, it is a type of writing where a story has both the qualities of poetry and prose.
A: What is 'Poestory'?

B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?

B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.

A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
Poestory by Rajeeb2014 September 12, 2016

Polested 

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.
Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014
Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events
Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"
ponster by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

Podestrian 

A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears.

Derived from a combination of iPod and Pedestrian.
I saw 3 podestrians wait for a bus.
Podestrian by aelso January 19, 2005
Word of the Day on January 23, 2005

Lance Pongstrong 

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.
Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
Lance Pongstrong by woogoggles August 18, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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