Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

Composterous by composterous inc November 19, 2009

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Computerous

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

Computerous by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

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Related Words

Composterous • compostuious • Computerous • Craposterous • Pomposterous

Pomposterous

Preposterous for special people.

Don't be so pomposterous.

Pomposterous by Dannnnny July 17, 2012

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compostuious

A word meaning FUCK THAT!!! Commonly used while under the influence of fireball and rumchada

Tammy: Wanna go for a drive when I get off work?

Brit: When are you off?

Tammy: midnight

Brit: COMPOSTUIOUS

compostuious by Tammymarie1014 June 19, 2017

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Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

Craposterous by lana63 April 26, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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