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A sweltering, moist, most pungent, heaping pile (entire toiled bowl) of maggot infested, TKO inducing, defecation.

A yuge, big ol' pile of shit that just won't flush. The likings of which, the world outside of the USA, has never been seen before.
As a co-worker leaves the men's rooms, one comments: "That guy looks like he just took a humongous Pompeo. He is dripping in sweat!"

That Pompeo was enough to blow the doors off the men's restroom at the Golden Corral.

I heard a guy taking a massive Pompeo in the bathroom. It sounded like someone breathing heavily and dumping a 5 gallon Bucket 'O Meatballs in the toilet. I couldn't escape soon enough.

This nasty ass dude in the bathroom just sneeze farted a huge Pompeo. It smells so bad, I felt like a hostage until I could exited. Look that's him!
Pompeo by solidarity1982 January 6, 2021
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Looks like Mango-madness is gonna go to jail after all...he'll spend all of his time getting it in the pompeo.
Pompeo by Bea T. Changer March 5, 2021
Italian - American slang meaning smug and pompous. Someone who loudly states their opinions as facts that are indisputable and is very cocky about it. A loud k is it all filled with arrogance.
John thinks he knows everything and is loud and opinionated. He's such a pompeo.
pompeo by Preszaktaylor November 20, 2019
With the situation in shambles, he knew he had pompeoed again!
Pompeo by Ithitmeinthenuts August 20, 2020

Pompeo Map

A map that shows political boundaries, but no labels for any for any of the jurisdictions. Used to test knowledge of geogpraphy
The incumbent Senator, who had been calling for more aid to our NATO allies to support the Baltics. was challenged by his opponent to find Estonia, one of the three Baltic nations, on a Pompeo Map; the incumbent Senator could not find it.
Pompeo Map by Spinaker January 28, 2020

Mike Pompeo 

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State
Mike Pompeo by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

slow Pompeo lobster boil 

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
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