Polygaynist
Polygaynist by CalmDragon May 18, 2009
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polygamist
polygamist by newsajadi@gmail.com May 23, 2006
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Polygamist Simp
One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.
This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.
Polygamist Simp by yessirsimp October 1, 2020
Polygamist Opportunist
Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.
By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
Polygamist Opportunist by Fasters August 18, 2023
polygunist
1. A collector of guns.
2. A person that is in a condition of registered ownership with more than one firearm. The firearms and their owner are in an informed, honest arrangement and they openly participate in shooting activities where multiple guns are involved.
3. A person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the possession of firearms. They are constantly thinking about their next acquisition and whether they have enough room in their gunsafe. They read shooting magazines (gun porn) for the advertisements and not the articles. Their desire for more guns is often irrational and they justify new additions with flimsy arguments based on need for such features as: longer range, more power, faster shooting, lighter barrel, heavier barrel, pink cerakote and so on..and on. The Polygunist is in a continual battle to find time to shoot their ever growing assembly of firearms lest the gun be crowned safe queen, which is a certified insult to all operable firearms.
2. A person that is in a condition of registered ownership with more than one firearm. The firearms and their owner are in an informed, honest arrangement and they openly participate in shooting activities where multiple guns are involved.
3. A person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the possession of firearms. They are constantly thinking about their next acquisition and whether they have enough room in their gunsafe. They read shooting magazines (gun porn) for the advertisements and not the articles. Their desire for more guns is often irrational and they justify new additions with flimsy arguments based on need for such features as: longer range, more power, faster shooting, lighter barrel, heavier barrel, pink cerakote and so on..and on. The Polygunist is in a continual battle to find time to shoot their ever growing assembly of firearms lest the gun be crowned safe queen, which is a certified insult to all operable firearms.
David, the polygunist , took so long to load all of his guns and gear into the truck on range day that his neighbors reported him to the police under suspicion of being a terrorist.
polygunist by Drop-Bear October 13, 2016
Bird Polygamist
Bird Polygamist by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022
Polygamist
Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
Polygamist by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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