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Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.
Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"
Playstation Pornable by Danfire0 August 17, 2009

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.
Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation tan

When one spends so much time on gaming machines that their skin turns a pasty white colour due to lack of sun exposure and outdoor activities.
Jimmy "hey what you up to this weekend bro"
Dave "working on the playstation tan mate"
Jimmy "that's some sick shit bro"

or

Julie "Holy crap meg, your boyfriend sure is white"
Meg " yeah that's his playstation tan"
Playstation tan by charliroc March 11, 2010

Playstation Move

A motion controller. It's a Wii remote with a ball on top.
The Playstation Move is a big fail.
Playstation Move by ablisa January 21, 2011

PlayStation Fanboys 

Toxic people who can't take a joke and are total idiots.
They tend to go on Xbox's twitter and comment the ps5 is better in every way.
They also tend to hate people who like Nintendo because, they seems that it's "kiddy."
They always say that Sony makes the best consoles and has the best exclusives.
When Microsoft or Nintendo gets great games, usually the fanboys will go full reetard mode, and make themselves look like dickheads.
Hey Guys I like Nintendo
Playstation Fanboys: No NO NO YOU SUCKS YOU STUPID IDIOT MARIO IS FOR KDIS YOU LITTLE FAT KID GROW UP.

Playstation Move

A new control device for the Playstation 3, which will enable the use of motion gaming. Recently announced at GDC 2010, Sony plans the PS Move to replace the wii as the dominate shovelware platform. The Playstation Move controller is a wand shape with a glowing ball on top, simmilar to Nintendo's Wii remote. The Playstation Move Sub-Controller is an additional controller that can be used in unison with the PSMove. The Sub-Controller is essentially the same as the Wii's Nunchuk controller.

One major aspect of the PSM that shows it's uniqueness and originality is its ability to controll controll FSP games and 3rd person shooters; never before has a motion controller been able to controll hardcore FPS or 3rd person action games. (That is if you exclude all of the Wii games that have done the exact same thing as the PSM; ie. The Conduit, Red Steel 2, Metroid Prime 3, Call of Duty: Reflex, MadWorld, Call of Duty: World at War, Monster Hunter 3, legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, COD3, Medal of Honor Heroes 2, etc).

The Playstation Move has a Fall 2010 launch window. PS3 owners prepare to buy WiiHD when it comes out this fall!
(Edit: Playstation Move, not WiiHD, I guess I confused them, since they are basically the same thing)
Max: "Hey did you see the Sony Playstation Move that was just announced?"

Joe: "No, what is it?"

Max: "It's Wii, but for the Playstation, so don't get it unless you're a rich bastard "

Joe: "Thanks for the tip man."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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