pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

Jackson Pollocked

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

The Crimson Pollock

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.

After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.

by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012

padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

by Alio February 9, 2010

Jackson Pollock

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock

I'm going for a Jackson Pollock

by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009