Politipoon 

When you feign interest in a politician, political group, event, fundraiser, or offer aid to any of these groups or at these events just to try and get some ass.

Sean knows that he can get some great politipoon if he faked interest in the AIDS walk.

Mary was going to get her some politipoon. First she was going to volunteer at the Obama office, then she was going to stop by the Clinton office and, tomorrow, she was going to have a nice long talk with that hot guy who works the phones at the McCain office.

Politipoon by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Politiphobe

Someone who hates seeing non political people talk about politics even if it is just once. Mainly seen on twitter.

Gaming Youtuber: Tweets once about election results on election day
Politiphobe: Too political, unfollowed.

Politiphobe by iesnvadvnaf January 13, 2021

politipornography 

ABBRV: politiporn

The hype or consuming of information related to the act of a famous or well known person getting caught engaging secretly in acts they publicly denounce.

Typically applies to politicians, but also frequently occurs with well known pastors or ministers who frequently inject their political thoughts publicly.

Patrick was a pastor at a large megachurch. He was frequently on television denouncing homosexuality. When Patrick was caught paying for sex with a male prostitute, the entire event turned into politipornography.

politipornography by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Politinoob

One who assumes that they know everything about politics and should be treated like a god.

They often refute anything/everything people say that is against their political views. They are the arrogant douchebags of the political world for short. You will find an abundance of them in the comment sections of political videos on YouTube.

Politinoob: BUSH SUCKS!!! HE RUINED US AND IN THE WORST PRESIDENT EVAR!!!!
Educated person: How so?
Politinoob: HE JUST SUCKS!!!!11
Educated person: Hmmm....

Politinoob by Scz January 29, 2009

politoon 

Short word for 'political cartoon'.

SoSorry is an indian politoon.

politoon by z7z7 December 26, 2020

Urban Politicionary 

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.

Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

Urban Politicionary by GaySchlatt July 23, 2020

politition 

emphasis on tit. Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
The differnce between the western world and nazi germany is that we vte for our fascists.

tit, motherf**ker, bastard, fascist c**nt!

politition by Curt flabbs December 8, 2003