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Politicianed 

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.
Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"
Politicianed by okayman March 1, 2012

Politicore

A term used to describe death metal music about political problems and/or issues
I was arrested for blasting some politicore outside of the white house.
Politicore by Metalman9696 November 15, 2009

Urban Politicionary 

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.
Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

Politicogeek 

Someone who talks, breathes, writes, lives and embraces political life, often at the expense of human relationships. A Politicogeek can generally work in government at some level, but not as a bureaucrat. Bureaucrats are not allowed to comment or participate openly in the political processes of the United States.

Most Politicogeek's are not artists, scientists, mathematicians, or scholars in any field except political science(which is a pseudo science). Politicogeek knock on doors and ask for money, similar to the members of the Church of Latter Day Saints, with the same zealous commitment, and wish for you to go on a “mission” as well.

Politicogeek's define their candidate by the amount of money they can raise, not by their ability to accomplish anything constructive in the legislature on behalf of the public's common good. Politicogeek's meet like Al-anon, except they do not acknowledge their addiction problem and have no process or steps to improve their life. Politicogeek's do not accept any type of dissension, critique and only fain a sense of humor.
A politicogeek convention is where people convene to create political platforms.

politicons

A politician who continually misrepresent the truth.. a politi-cons.

A publicly-elected person who fools, tricks, deceives people
There are a lot of politicons around these days instead of real honest politicians
politicons by CairnsBlog October 26, 2011

Politicomedy 

A portmanteau of the words political and comedy which suggests either some comedy with an element of politics i.e. The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, or some politics with an element of comedy i.e. Donald Trump or Sarah Palin
I love Stephen Colbert and his politicomedy, he is so funny and insightful.
That Donald Trump is certainly bringing politicomedy to the masses. I hope everyone votes for him and then regrets it for the next four years.
Politicomedy by Slap the Penguin October 23, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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