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Politicianed 

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.
Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"
Politicianed by okayman March 1, 2012

Politicore

A term used to describe death metal music about political problems and/or issues
I was arrested for blasting some politicore outside of the white house.
Politicore by Metalman9696 November 15, 2009

Urban Politicionary 

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.
Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

Politicogeek 

Someone who talks, breathes, writes, lives and embraces political life, often at the expense of human relationships. A Politicogeek can generally work in government at some level, but not as a bureaucrat. Bureaucrats are not allowed to comment or participate openly in the political processes of the United States.

Most Politicogeek's are not artists, scientists, mathematicians, or scholars in any field except political science(which is a pseudo science). Politicogeek knock on doors and ask for money, similar to the members of the Church of Latter Day Saints, with the same zealous commitment, and wish for you to go on a “mission” as well.

Politicogeek's define their candidate by the amount of money they can raise, not by their ability to accomplish anything constructive in the legislature on behalf of the public's common good. Politicogeek's meet like Al-anon, except they do not acknowledge their addiction problem and have no process or steps to improve their life. Politicogeek's do not accept any type of dissension, critique and only fain a sense of humor.
A politicogeek convention is where people convene to create political platforms.

politicons

A politician who continually misrepresent the truth.. a politi-cons.

A publicly-elected person who fools, tricks, deceives people
There are a lot of politicons around these days instead of real honest politicians
politicons by CairnsBlog October 26, 2011

Politicomedy 

A portmanteau of the words political and comedy which suggests either some comedy with an element of politics i.e. The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, or some politics with an element of comedy i.e. Donald Trump or Sarah Palin
I love Stephen Colbert and his politicomedy, he is so funny and insightful.
That Donald Trump is certainly bringing politicomedy to the masses. I hope everyone votes for him and then regrets it for the next four years.
Politicomedy by Slap the Penguin October 23, 2015