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Politech is elected over Newpaper Paperbased propaganda.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Worcester Polytechnic Institute

Engineering school in Worcester MA. Although it's known for it's geeky reputation (wedge rats, foam swords, pocket protectors), there are plenty of normal people. Jocks, greeks, etc. WPI has some of the best frat parties around Worcester. Even though WPI students can integrate without blinking, they still know how to have a good time. And you know they will since they'll be making all those Benjamin's.
"You go to Worcester Polytechnic Institute? You're going to rich huh? Can I get your number?"
by WooTech January 1, 2008
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Polytecher

A weird creepy teen who goes to polytech and looks like a dyke or they have no outside life
Omg I just saw a polytecher galloping and screaming through the halls
by Shelbyfatty November 6, 2018
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polytech

school that has more computers than women
person 1: What school you go to?
person 2: I go to polytech in brookyn.
person 1: Are you gay?
person 2: My pc is faster then yours! Now excuse me. I have to take my laptop to the bathroom and take care of some business...
by Polytalker March 31, 2005
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Kerch Polytechnic College

The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.
Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?

Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.
by JacketSniffer November 13, 2021
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Southern Polytechnic State University

A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
by spsuanon July 27, 2009
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politichip

a microchip implanted into unsuspecting members of the population during routine surgery that forces them to hold certain political beliefs and subsequently vote at political elections in a particular way.
"Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he got politichipped. Goes around spouting all sorts of Conservative nonsense now."

"No! I'm not going to hospital! They'll politichip me!"
by skairkroh October 16, 2011
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