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Kerch
Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend and spit on you afterwards because he simply doesn't give a single fuck. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Boy 1: Yo, that Kerch guy fucked my girl.
Boy 2: Damn bro, my girl cheated on me with him last week too.
Boy 2: Damn bro, my girl cheated on me with him last week too.
Kerch by Sir Gigachad the 3rd November 22, 2021
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Kerch Polytechnic College
The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.
Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?
Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.
Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.
Kerch Polytechnic College by JacketSniffer November 13, 2021
Profesor Kerch
An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.
1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.
2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
Profesor Kerch by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009
Unbench the Kench
When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.
Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.
First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.
First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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