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Policeria 

A gathering of cops due to an incident in which they are needed
There is a policeria at the bank. It must have been robbed.
Policeria by More touch March 28, 2022
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Armchair Policeman 

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.
Armchair Policeman by unfromcool April 16, 2014

sleeping policeman 

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
sleeping policeman by WOng7713 January 21, 2008

sp polician 

A troll typically found on web-browser based games, does not play for the game but to annoy other players; typically thought of as a low life
Yeah that SP Polician noob needs to rethink his life
sp polician by DefinitleynotNero October 14, 2017

policetitute

A female plainclothes undercover officer pretending to be a prostitute, in a police sting, entraping John's who offer her money for sex.
Richard went to lilu near downtown, but was caught by a policetitute who pulled a 21 Jump Street. He spent the night in jail.
policetitute by Anica January 13, 2008

Angry Policeman 

When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.
Alyson almost jumped out of her shoes when I angry policemanned her.

Politerati 

The priveleged "insider" group of politicians and others who know the voodoo ins and outs of navigating in the political world.
George Bush and his powerful group of politerati spinmasters ruled the white house for 8 years, doing what they wished.
Politerati by youboob December 10, 2009
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