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Polden

A gay man who likes other gay men to shoot their loads over his face whilst he drinks beer and watches football
I’d feel like such a dirty polden
by Holdon25 July 13, 2023
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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!
by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
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Polder

A polder is a low-lying tract of land that forms an artificial hydrological entity, enclosed by embankments known as dikes.

The best-known examples are those polders that constitute areas of land reclaimed from a body of water, such as a lake or the sea, and are consequently below the surrounding water level.

This requires drainage by pumps to prevent the water table within the polder from rising too high. Some can be drained by opening sluices at low tide.

Polders are most commonly found, though not exclusively so, in river deltas, former fenlands and coastal areas. The Netherlands is frequently associated with polders: 'God created the world except for the Netherlands. The Dutch took it from the sea’.

The Dutch have a long history of reclamation of marshes and fenland, not only within their country but also abroad. About half of all polderland within northwest Europe is located within the Netherlands. The first embankments in Europe were constructed in Roman times. The first polders were constructed in the 11th century. This also leads to the expression used to describe Dutch decision making - the Polder Model.
The Netherlands is frequently associated with polders: 'God created the world except for the Netherlands. The Dutch took it from the sea’.
by Jafje July 11, 2007
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Pondenavian

A Pondenavian is someone who enjoys anything stereotypically edgy. Different from traditional Emos and goths, the Pondenavian also enjoys anything they consider to be indie or underground. Usually they flaunt their interests to anyone who will listen, boasting their superior taste in music, art, and games.
Dude, Ken is being such a Pondenavian.

I know, he's basically president of the Pondenavians.
by JohnThicc November 15, 2019
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podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.
Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.
by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021
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pollen vortex

Occurs on hot windy days in the spring when pollen count is 2 x normal, and wind above 7 mph
Today's Pollen Vortex warning has allergy sufferers worried about sneezing their heads off
by JF725Rock May 14, 2015
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Polident Tiara

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017
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