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Polendo is the last name that belongs to an amazing person. Always there to make you laugh and there is never a hidden bad intention when it comes to their actions. If you ever get to be their friend consider yourself lucky. They have a pure heart that unfortunately gets stepped on from those around them that don't see their worth. If you ever get the chance to marry a guy with this last name, don't hesitate to say "I do".
Did you see the polendo kid? He's pretty great.
Polendo by Parker da goat June 19, 2020
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Polendo

Polendo is the last name that belongs to an amazing person. Always there to make you laugh and there is never a hidden bad intention when it comes to their actions. If you ever get to be their friend consider yourself lucky. They have a pure heart that unfortunately gets stepped on from those around them that don't see their worth. If you ever get the chance to marry a guy with this last name, don't hesitate to say "I do".
That polendo kid is in great shape.
Polendo by Parker da goat June 19, 2020

polentone 

A derogatory term referring to Northern Italians. The opposing term is terrone referring to Southern Italians. It is disputed whether or whether not Northern Italy includes the central region of Italy (between Bologna and Rome. The word literally translates to 'Big Polenta' with polenta being a traditional dish of Northern Italy.

(pl. polentoni, polentones)
If I wanted to be racist, I would refer to Paolo as a 'polentone as he was born in Bergamo, a city in Northern Italy.
polentone by J.Q Public September 8, 2007
Something you must never forget. John F. Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.
John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.

George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.

John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Polend by General Tao December 15, 2008

Polendris 

He is the master genius and he will take over the world! Watch out kids he will be coming soon...
Polendris will murder us all!
Polendris by Polendris September 10, 2015
Its the popo in Toledo, OH.
Shoot, put that phat sack away the Poledos are rolling up.
Poledo by Matt Scott February 15, 2004

Jimbo Polando 

He gotta big booty so they call him big booty.

Yankee loving, pineapple pizza hating, IPA drinking, bearded and curly headed life saving human who may or may not have good taste in tunes. 🤷🏻 ♀️

If seen in the wild they may be eating a quesorito, singing karaoke or hanging out with spongebob. Avoid all eye contact, this human is not from here. 🖖🏼
I saw Jimbo Polando down at the Taco Bell, I think he’s been working on his voice.
Jimbo Polando by Kiwi10BB November 14, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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