The polchian genius, the polchius Maximus, the eternal entity that is Polchi
Polchi is a supreme deity of existential power and cringe. His mere presence shakes the foundations of reality, and he only speaks in quotes. His shuffle ability has ended empires and crumbled kingdoms.
Being the reigning victor of the war of mouth breathers, his upmost respect is unmatched by other lolcows.
Polchi is thus, the glorious lolcow of eternal strength and is omnipresent.
Polchi is a supreme deity of existential power and cringe. His mere presence shakes the foundations of reality, and he only speaks in quotes. His shuffle ability has ended empires and crumbled kingdoms.
Being the reigning victor of the war of mouth breathers, his upmost respect is unmatched by other lolcows.
Polchi is thus, the glorious lolcow of eternal strength and is omnipresent.
On Polchi ts brazy rn
by NegroidTechHQ June 16, 2025
Get the Polchi mug.Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.
Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020
Get the pelching mug.Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.
When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.
by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015
Get the grief poaching mug.Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018
Get the poaching eggs mug.When one friend befriends another through your introduction, soon putting more effort into that person than you do, simultaneously making you seem less desirable and devaluing both your original friendships. This can happen consciously or unconsciously. Notably, one does not tend to ever make any new friends for themselves through the friend poacher.
I used to be close with Guy until I introduced him to Buddy, who started inviting him out all the time; I think Buddy is friend poaching, especially considering I've never met any good friends through him.
by Jernstar October 1, 2016
Get the Friend Poaching mug.1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
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2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
by sanfred December 14, 2010
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