sanfred's definitions

A.S.S

Acronym, meaning: Always Stay Strapped. A way of living. A great way of living.

Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.

Oh Shit! What did you do?

I shot that mother fucker bro.

Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.

by sanfred July 7, 2011

Pervschwerv

When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.

Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.

Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?

My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.

by sanfred November 1, 2011

Luke Skywalking

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

by sanfred December 17, 2010

Front Nine

Your face, or personal space close to you.

I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.

I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?

I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.

by sanfred January 12, 2011

Panama Jack

Receiving a hand job, with the aid of Panama Jack tanning oil as a lubricant.

Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.

by sanfred June 18, 2011

King Me

The act of receiving oral sex, while eating a cheeseburger, while performing an upper decker.

I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.

by sanfred August 20, 2010

Coat Racking

The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"

Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.

Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.

I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.

by sanfred June 18, 2011