pokemom

getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her

kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh

by legit dictionary August 11, 2016

Pokemom

Pokemom

Version of the game your friend wants to play with your moms.

Ok boys, I’m going to go play pokemom ith your mother back here right quick.

The only Pokémon I play is pokemom.

by ChristianX13X May 14, 2019

Pokémom

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.

A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom

by User_7 October 5, 2008

pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

pokemon url

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

pokemon daycare

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Pokémon Fetish

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.

he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish

by Arceus777 May 8, 2014