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Pokestan 

A person who is obsessed with Pokémon. They usually simp for the characters in the anime (eg serena dawn and Misty) fill their room with Pokémon merch and only watch the Pokémon anime. They always go out in Pokémon cosplay or make tiktoks where they do some cringy shit to Pokémon or in their cosplay and make their own Pokémon gender or sexuality. They can also be seen on twitter with a Pokémon profile pic they usually be fapping to Pokémon porn and attacking or defending someone with opinion
Person 1: omg ash is such a cinnamon roll uwu amourshipping for life
Person 2: cringe

Person 1: STFU HATER GO BACK TO YOUR MHA SHIT
Person 2: what I like Pokémon charizard is my favourite

Person 1: KILLYOURSELF CHARIZARD IS BAD

Person 2: stupid god damn pokestans
Pokestan by Creeptube June 29, 2021
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Pokestoned 

Adjective describing the state of pure, magical, unconstrained and unconditional love and joy while partaking in Pokemon related activities to the point where your friends, family, and those around believe you to be on drugs - while in reality, you are not.
Look, Phil and James are so pokestoned - they're crying at 'Pikachu's Goodbye'!
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Pokéstalgia 

(Noun) The overwhelming feeling of nostalgia for Pokémon video or trading card games. Usually triggered by discovering a lost Gameboy or Pokémon cartridge.
Dude, I found my Gameboy Color and my old Pokémon Crystal yesterday. Got a major wave of Pokéstalgia.
Pokéstalgia by Awesome72 August 27, 2013

pokestacks 

pokestacksis a term to define a person who is lagging behind, slowing things down, taking their time, or running late. Can also be used to describe one who procrastinates.
C'mon pokestacks...I've been ready to go for 20 minutes!

Quit pokestackin and get upstairs.

Pokestacks McJackson over here has been deciding what he wants to eat for over an hour.
pokestacks by Sandra May 20, 2004
A Pokesan is an overly childish people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored-
Takes a breath
-discord obsessed, stoopid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a vc.
You're such a pokesan!
Pokesan by Eijiruu December 19, 2023
A very elaborate joke based off someone who has an obsession with any game or social media app to the point of ‘living’ in the app and performs actions that only humiliate themselves in turn. Who also possesses a low vocabulary; often repeating words multiple times either while speaking or texting to a laughably ridiculous extent.
You’re such a Pokesan!!
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.
Pokesan by Smowl Mystrellia December 19, 2023
Poestan a word used for a tristan who is being a poes ( he usually has a surname coleman)
Jaco: lekke tris wat maak jy vandag
Tristan: los my uit
Jaco: jys n regte poestan
Poestan by Saito_Kurozaki July 15, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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