A person who is obsessed with Pokémon. They usually simp for the characters in the anime (eg serena dawn and Misty) fill their room with Pokémon merch and only watch the Pokémon anime. They always go out in Pokémon cosplay or make tiktoks where they do some cringy shit to Pokémon or in their cosplay and make their own Pokémon gender or sexuality. They can also be seen on twitter with a Pokémon profile pic they usually be fapping to Pokémon porn and attacking or defending someone with opinion
Person 1: omg ash is such a cinnamon roll uwu amourshipping for life
Person 2: cringe
Person 1: STFU HATER GO BACK TO YOUR MHA SHIT
Person 2: what I like Pokémon charizard is my favourite
Person 1: KILLYOURSELF CHARIZARD IS BAD
Person 2: stupid god damn pokestans
Person 2: cringe
Person 1: STFU HATER GO BACK TO YOUR MHA SHIT
Person 2: what I like Pokémon charizard is my favourite
Person 1: KILLYOURSELF CHARIZARD IS BAD
Person 2: stupid god damn pokestans
by Creeptube June 29, 2021
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(Noun) The overwhelming feeling of nostalgia for Pokémon video or trading card games. Usually triggered by discovering a lost Gameboy or Pokémon cartridge.
Dude, I found my Gameboy Color and my old Pokémon Crystal yesterday. Got a major wave of Pokéstalgia.
by Awesome72 August 27, 2013
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C'mon pokestacks...I've been ready to go for 20 minutes!
Quit pokestackin and get upstairs.
Pokestacks McJackson over here has been deciding what he wants to eat for over an hour.
Quit pokestackin and get upstairs.
Pokestacks McJackson over here has been deciding what he wants to eat for over an hour.
by Sandra May 20, 2004
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-discord obsessed, stoopid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a vc.
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You're such a pokesan!
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You’re such a Pokesan!!
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.
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