Pokegar

Youtube channel run by a child aged from 4-16 that mainly does SSBU videos or Pokemon videos.

Dylan: Did you see the new Pokegar video?
Jirel: Yeah, it was pretty good. Too bad the kid has such a squeaky voice

Pokegar by NotSaul974 April 15, 2020

Poketard

A word that is literally the words "Pokemon" and "Retard". Pretty self-explanatory.

Essentially, they are the incredibly toxic part of the Pokemon community who take ignorance to the next level, going as far as to attack people in the exact same community of them. They generally act very immature, and would be willing to start a flame war to anyone not agreeing with them. Should Pokemon be shunned in any way possible, they would begin to freak out about it regardless of the actual meaning. They also don't have a lick of respect for people with differing opinions, so if you are a fan of Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Yo-Kai Watch, or prefer the earlier generations of the Pokemon series, expect to be attacked in the most discrete way possible.

You can find an exceedingly large amount of Poketards causing flame wars in DEATH BATTLE!'s video "Pokemon vs Digimon".

Sam: And the number one video game goes out to Metal Gear Solid!
Bob: WHAT?! THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP! POKEMON DESERVES TO BE NUMBER ONE! I DON'T CARE WHAT EVIDENCE THERE IS FOR MGS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO GAME! POKEMON DESERVES IT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Sam: Can you shut up already, Poketard?

Joe: I'm personally a big fan of the first generation of Pokemon. What's your opinion?
Rick: First generation? Hah, you pathetic Genwunner! Everyone knows that the entire Pokemon Series is the best! Get a life, and don't waste my time!
Joe: Dude, I was expressing my opinion. I never said the first generation is the only good one. Don't be such a Poketard

Poketard by Person1234229 March 30, 2019

pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.

You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!

pokegasm by M. Kittens May 10, 2005

Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.

Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.

Pokégasm by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009

Pokegami 

The act of helping a group complete a minor, insignificant task within a broader category of more difficult tasks, after which the actor ceases to help, claiming full reward for the more difficult tasks he/she did not help with. Also refers to a person who does the act.

He didn't help at all! He's such a Pokegami.

Pokegami by Zeke50100 August 4, 2010

Pokewar 

1) An activity where one person pokes another person and the other person pokes them back, resulting in a continuous 'Pokewar' - the end of which may never occur.

2) Similar to the above, except that the pokewar is hosted by some form of social networking site - eg; Facebook, MSN etc...

1) Pete: "POKE!" *pokes Sally*
Sally: "Hey!" *pokes back*
Pete: *pokes back*
Sally: "Don't turn this into a Pokewar!" *pokes back*
etc etc...

2) "Me and my friend John have been at our Facebook pokewar for three months non stop! I hope he gives in soon, I'm gettin tired of it"

Pokewar by Captain Capable June 1, 2011

Poketard

A person with their nose in their phone playing Pokemon Go.

As I passed the park, I noticed the Poketards were out in full force.

Poketard by Almostnormal4711 August 18, 2018