pokégash

'Pokégash' is the collective term for attractive female competitors at Pokémon Card tournaments. Very rare, even in their natural habitat. Master Balls are only 45% effective in catching pokégash.

Wow Jangrafess, the pokégash at that Florida tournament was pretty darn good!

by Pokégash Hunter June 10, 2008

pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.

You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!

by M. Kittens May 10, 2005

Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.

Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.

by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009

Pokegasm

The intense feeling you have when you poke your partner so hard you feel pleasure.

They began poking each other so hard, they had a pokegasm.

by Natsuka2014 May 11, 2015

pokeash

An anime character from pokemon

Pokeash uses pikachu against onix

by Flygon82 October 17, 2020