someone who talks about politics without knowing a thing about them and just voices a loudopinion really loudly and is proud about it
"did you guys watch the state of the union last night?"
"nah man, but you know, george bush is an idiot he should be killed"
"dude do you even know what party hes a member of? ur such a polibitch"
The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations
Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"
Adj. A person who is beyond the description of "bitch." The kind of person that would knock you down, take your lollipop, and do your boyfriend, all within 10 minutes, and without feeling remotely bad about it.
Person 1: (PB) Oh, I'm sorry, were you carrying on with your pointless, pathetic life here while I walked down the street not caring? Why don't you give me your lollipop to make it all better?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: *to the boyfriend* My, aren't you a cute one...
Person 2: She is SUCH a powerbitch.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!