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Politischool 

A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"

Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."

Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Politischool by skypie October 12, 2011

popbitch 

popbitch by gorky5 April 1, 2003

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podbitch 

A paintballteam member who sucks so much and never has a chance of playing in a big game, so he is left out by other teammates to fill their pods with paintballs and take care of their equipment. Also seen in tourneys carrying around boxes of paintballs and/or water/refreshments and running on errands for his team.
Fill my pods podbitch!

Oliver Lang will never be anyones podbitch, he is such a good player
podbitch by klacebo October 9, 2007

popbitch 

A shower of cunts
Look at that bunch of Nathan Barleys over there drinking hoegaarden and talking about their drug intake, it's all very popbitch.
popbitch by Anonymous June 13, 2003

politichip 

a microchip implanted into unsuspecting members of the population during routine surgery that forces them to hold certain political beliefs and subsequently vote at political elections in a particular way.
"Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he got politichipped. Goes around spouting all sorts of Conservative nonsense now."

"No! I'm not going to hospital! They'll politichip me!"
politichip by skairkroh October 16, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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