Poke-Poke
someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as:
"i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"
"i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"
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poke toke poke toke by Elijahght670 March 12, 2021
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Poke-Her Poker
A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....
Poke-Her Poker by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011
Poke the beasty and feed it some grass
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
Poke the beasty and feed it some grass by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018
Razzy Poke
Razzy Poke by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019
soap and poke
v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.
n. the act of washing ones anus.
n. the act of washing ones anus.
Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.
I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
soap and poke by homoguytom February 1, 2013
poke chops
poke chops by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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